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Did I Go Home Today By Sandi Thomas
My family brought me home cradled in their arms.They cuddled me and smiled at me and said I was full of charm.They played with me and laughed with me and showered me with toys.I sure do love my family, especially the little girls and boys.
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The children loved to feed me; they gave me special treats.They even let me sleep with them - all snuggled in the sheets.I used to go for walks, often several times a day.They even fought to hold the leash, I'm very proud to say!
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These are the things I'll not forget - a cherished memory.I now live in the shelter - without my family.They used to laugh and praise me when I played with that old shoe.But I didn't know the difference between the old one and the new.
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The kids and I would grab a rug, for hours we would tug.So I thought I did the right thing when I chewed the bedroom rug.They said I was out of control and would have to live outside.This I didn't understand, although I tried and tried!
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The walks stopped, one by one; they said they hadn't the time.I wish that I could change things; I wish I knew my crime.My life became so lonely in the backyard, on a chain.I barked and barked all day long to keep from going insane.
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So they brought me to the shelter but were embarrassed to say why.They said I caused an allergy, and then they each kissed me goodbye.If I'd only had some training as a little pup.I wouldn't have been so hard to handle when I was all grown up.
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"You only have one day left", I heard a worker say.Does that mean I have a second chance?
Do I go home today?

Why dogs are better than women...
Author unknown
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Dogs don't cry
Dogs love it when your friends come over
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
Dogs think you sing great
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
Anyone can get a good looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
Dogs never need to examine the relationship
A dog's parents never visit
Dogs love long car trips
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
Dogs like beer
Dogs don't hate their bodies
Dogs never criticize
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
Dogs never expect gifts
Dogs don't worry about germs
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
Dogs don't borrow your shirts
Dogs never want foot rubs
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
Dogs can't talk
Dogs seldom outlive you

Doggie Mood: So Happy~ (^,)